Anbd My nose is in a marathon. My throat looks like hamburger, and I feel toxic. At least bio-hazardous.....

I either have a cold, or strep or the plague....

I have an ouchie on My foot.

Someone offered to kiss and make it better. They also conveniently have mono.

Im not quite sure what to make of that yet.......

I am a guinea pig for a personal trial run of a product that was introduced to me by co workers.

Flor*Essence I believ its spelled.

Yes, a 250lb guinea pig. Less hair, smaller incisors......but a pig regardless....

That didnt sound right. But I didnt want to call a Italian Cop a pig again or I will be hunted...

Miss Luci......wont hurt to try it either. Might be hype, might not be. I woke uyp today after one dose with more energy than I ever have in a long time. Might be worth the money to try.......Or I can send a bottle...

Its......well.......organic. Oh, and its green. Like liquid snot, but its very.........grassy tasting. Helathy. Yes. Good. Grassy.

You will feel like a cow grazing in no time.

o_o

And then we will milk you.....

Ok,, that was gross....but the milking part was cute.

How does one milk breasts with nipple rings anyhow? Does it squirt all over like a fire sprinkler?