Personality profile results, compliments of E-Harmony.com

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Mate selection is a highly complex task. Fundamental to your success at this task is an extensive awareness of who you are. This report is designed to help you get to know yourself at a deeper level.

You may be surprised by the results of this report. Once you have had a chance to thoughtfully consider its findings, you will begin to see its accuracy. We suggest that you read through all the sections carefully, discuss them with friends and family, and decide which points are the most important and helpful.

The ultimate goal of this report is to give you information about yourself so that you will be better equipped to select the right marriage partner. Whether we are talking about you, or the kind of person with whom you can best get along, we want to assist you in selecting someone with whom you can be happy.

We also give you an opportunity to share this profile with your matches. Once you've read through the profile and considered it's comments, you may return to this page and choose the button below marked "Share with Matches".

You will be able to reveal your Personality Profile to specific matches whenever you like. Remember, this is an optional feature. You should wait until you are comfortable letting a particular match see this in-depth analysis of your personality.

By analyzing your answers to the Relationship Questionnaire we have created the following Personality Profile. Everyone has a set of subconscious wants and desires that drive their choices and attitudes. By asking you questions about a wide range of emotional issues, this report has established general patterns in your values.

Some of the following information may seem inaccurate or incomplete. Remember, that this profile is a snapshot of your personality at a specific moment. It is not intended as an in-depth analysis of your complete being, but as a tool to aid in self-discovery.

(no shit some was in fact "off" a little)

You have to be with people. This extends into the need to gain popularity, achieve social recognition and influence those people around you. The "bottom-line" is a strong people orientation.

You usually participate in whatever social group you belong. You're not a "wallflower"--you like to meet people, generate group enthusiasm and provide an open environment for communicating.

You may act on impulse. If someone or something catches your eye, you may act without first checking things out.

You have a strong sense of humor. You usually know when to lighten a difficult situation, amuse and entertain people.

You have a strong feeling of optimism, considered favorably by most people around you. Your perception is that the bottle is half-full rather than half-empty.

Each person has a unique way of communicating. We use a combination of body language, facial expression, verbal tone and word choice to share ourselves with others. The following statements offer a look at the natural behavior you bring to an interpersonal relationship.

You can generate enthusiasm in yourself and in other people. Your enthusiasm, often contagious, involves many people in a social activity who might not ordinarily become involved.

You tend to be fluent and verbal. You like to verbalize and to participate with many people.

One of your great strengths is your ability to communicate and talk readily. Since all strengths may be overused at times, you may sometimes talk too much.

You are a natural communicator. You love to talk, offer jokes and make sure that everyone is having a good time. This trait is especially evident at functions and outings.

You show sympathy to the feelings and needs of others. Your natural empathy style may draw others to you.

You have a natural, outgoing style that some have labeled as the "natural salesperson." You are generally likable, talkative and socially assertive. Your primary intent is convincing or persuading people.

(I am a natural saleman, but what the fuck am I selling......obviously its depression and I need a life)

In general, human beings are defined by their needs and individuals by their wants. Your emotional wants are especially important when establishing with whom you are compatible. While answering the Relationship Questionnaire you established a pattern of basic, subconscious wants. This section of the report was produced by analyzing those patterns. Our wants change as we mature and obtain our life goals. You may find it valuable to revisit this section periodically to see how your wants have changed.

You may want:

Security and safety procedures around the house: fire safety, smoke detectors, electronic security systems, etc.

Others to adhere to your high standards.

Time to adjust to change.

Recognition for your concern for quality relationships.

Reassurance.

Time to react to new ideas and sudden change.

Fewer changes, if many changes have occurred recently.

Detailed information about major decisions with complete instructions.

Security for now, and in the future.

Better planning for change in the future.

Time to think things over before making a commitment.

(I already knew this shit, I didnt need a refresher course on My shortcomings......bastards)

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We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish and enjoy happy, lasting relationships that we choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

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I knew it.

I wasted an hour filling out their questionaires as "honestly, and accurately as you can" and My results are:

Im fucked.

No one wants me.

Should I be surprized? Am I? Hmmm...not really. I have known for a long time I am diffrent. Hard if not difficult to love. Does this mean Im giving up? I dont know...

But Im being honest. What the heart wants, and what reality gives are two diffrent things. People who say "just put your mind to it and you can have anything" havent the first clue what it meant to not get what they want. Life just falls into place for them. The rest of us however, need to struggle each day to make the smallest of miricles occur. Even finding out one person genuinely likes us for ....us, is a big deal. I know I can be a killjoy and sound as depressed as men on death row at times....but its the pain talking. I smile when I see a puppy. Or a cute baby. I do have some happiness at times, but its shortlived, and hollow. I dont see how it enriches me in any way so I discount it as not important.

So when I see results like "no one fucking wants you" I sorta take it personally, and I dont. Im already jaded, fearful and accepting of the fact I might be alone forever. Sleeping in a bed for one. To be honest, only one person has ever slept in the same bed as me, and that meant so much. Shortlived but so important. Something I dont take for granted, and will remember for what it was.

Ok, Im done getting sensitive, and emotional. Ive had enough for one day. take that fucking teest yourself, and see what they think, maybe we all will be "incompatable" with life on Earth, and I can blow up the eHarmony offices for being stupid.