Comments:

joolz - 2004-08-20 02:26:41
"7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember � "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act."... Never read about your problem? then you shouldn't be reading this article on how to stop it then, should you? guess i need a fuzzy chastity belt...although the article doesn't seem to apply to women. =)
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joolz - 2004-08-20 02:26:54
"7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember � "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act."... Never read about your problem? then you shouldn't be reading this article on how to stop it then, should you? guess i need a fuzzy chastity belt...although the article doesn't seem to apply to women. =)
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haylz - 2004-08-20 05:36:17
If a dirty, fat mormon checked themselves out in the mirror, they probably wouldn't feel the urge to masturbate anyway. Yuck.
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solitus - 2004-08-20 06:59:13
I went to a mormon church *once* during my strange-religions days until a guy in my French class whispered to me that I wouldn't be able to masturbate 'cause it's aganist their beliefs. I. Was. Horrified. Any religion that won't let you make love to yourself is a cult. I found this entry particularly humorous... Bravissimo.
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mia - 2004-08-20 07:20:04
omg lol this entry was funny as hell. Thanks for sharing. mia
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M.Crawler - 2004-08-20 23:12:08
My aunt's a mormon. Weirdest conversation I'd ever had was when she called me up after having not seen or spoken to me in 5 years and immediately launched into a treatise on how sex is better when you're married. It confused me, and creeped me out. Now that I'm significantly older and infinetely more perverted...I'm -dying- to ask her some questions.
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Tara - 2004-08-21 19:43:40
My cousin was married to a Morman for about 3 months. Explains why that went down the drain so fast then... you'll never see a more anally rententive religion than Morons... ooops, I meant Mormons. (Eh, you know which spelling I prefer.) I just realized... my cousin's Mormon used to squint a lot. I thought he needed glasses... maybe he didn't after all... things to ponder.
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erica - 2004-08-24 14:50:09
I think you should shout STOP outloud when you're having "those thoughts." It'll make things more interesting when people ask why you're shouting "stop."
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az - 2004-11-28 19:29:15
lmao!
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