Money is tight.

Stress is high.

The damn phone company keeps leading me around as to the arrival of the phone I want, and need. Mine is acting out as if it knows its days are numbered. Knowing if it doesnt fight back it will destroy me. Gasping its last breaths until its all over. Power off. Burial in a desk drawer.

Treatments are going well.

There are three large craters in my windshield. Just seems day after day, another boulder slams into my windshield at highway speeds and it guages out chunks of glass shortly before Im cursing at full volume at whoever sent the meteo my way. Either the glass is super cheap, or Im marked for death...,.

"what are you holding right now?"

"my tits..."

Somethings are just funnier when they happen.

Im going to clear up some misconceptions.

I know Im not ugly, or horribly deformed. But I do purposely poke fun at myself. It works for Ben Stiller, and other comedians.... doesnt hurt to lighten the mood.

I am pessimistic, just because there has been alot of negativity in my life, doesnt mean I think everything is hopeless. Unless I dont get my new phone then Im jumping off a cliff....with the old phone..... mwahahahahaha!

I want to take a road trip. Mainly I just need to getaway...and take some personal time. Not long, but long enough to stretch my legs and maybe some other things.

I ordered new work pants. Two weeks till they arrive, and Im currently wearing a new pair but they are a pain in the ass to use with my duty belt. No promise the new ones will be any better.