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8:02 p.m. - 2005-05-11 well......I am going to share some useless facts I have dug out of my brain.Imagine trying to corner the market on overlapping enterprizes.... "Ghost's animal removal "and" BBQ" See, enterprizing.... "Ghost'd daycare, "and" shooting range" There was also a time when I was doing some serious thinking on methods of death, and how they rate next toone another. 1. Jumping off a building: 2. Drowning: Glub, glub. Water fills the lungs, oxygen deprived brain cells go to sleep. 3. Overdose: is it, or is it not candy.... 4. Nibble a shotgun barrel: Ouch....no matter how quick it is you can prolly still feel the hot gases and hear the blast. By then its too late and you drift away in a pink mist. 5. Light saber up the ass: Chances of it happening: 0 6. Hit by a bus: be it a yellow, or a city transit, its that sudden stop which makes a mess. 7. Incineration: Fire eats your flesh away. 8. Electrocution: Bolts arching across your body you burn hotter than the sun. 9. Ripped apart by wild animals: You were the one who wore the edible underwear. 10. Ebola: Pray for quick death. I have alot of issues. But I mean well. I hate being bored......
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