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8:02 p.m. - 2005-05-11

well......I am going to share some useless facts I have dug out of my brain.

Imagine trying to corner the market on overlapping enterprizes....

"Ghost's animal removal "and" BBQ"

See, enterprizing....

"Ghost'd daycare, "and" shooting range"

There was also a time when I was doing some serious thinking on methods of death, and how they rate next toone another.

1. Jumping off a building:
SImple enough, two step from your favorite ledge, and away you gooooooo *splat*
Pain level: 5 (I am not sure the sudden impact kills all pain)
Pity level: 6 (it attracts quite a crowd

2. Drowning: Glub, glub. Water fills the lungs, oxygen deprived brain cells go to sleep.
Pain level: 1 (even hold your breath you eventually pass out and its night night time.)
Pity level: ? ( I tried this one with no one around, had a change of heart neck deep in 30 degree water)

3. Overdose: is it, or is it not candy....
Pain level: 1/2 (sleepytime, maybe some vomiting, and nausea)
Pity level: 0 druggie....

4. Nibble a shotgun barrel: Ouch....no matter how quick it is you can prolly still feel the hot gases and hear the blast. By then its too late and you drift away in a pink mist.
Pain level: 5
Pity level: 7 pretty desperate man, but the cleanup will piss off relatives.

5. Light saber up the ass: Chances of it happening: 0
Pain level: 10
Pity level: 0 shouldnt have messed with Yoda.

6. Hit by a bus: be it a yellow, or a city transit, its that sudden stop which makes a mess.
Pain level:8
Pity level: 9 was he pushed or did he "forget" to look both ways?

7. Incineration: Fire eats your flesh away.
Pain level: depending on your oxygen supply its a 10.
Pity level: 10 you walking scab

8. Electrocution: Bolts arching across your body you burn hotter than the sun.
Pain level: 10, maybe 11
Pity level: If on death row zilch

9. Ripped apart by wild animals: You were the one who wore the edible underwear.
Pain level: 10 as soon as they discover your "tasty" parts
Pity level: 9 or 10 you entree

10. Ebola: Pray for quick death.
Pain level: slowly hemmoragging internally until organs are liquefied. 10
Pity level: 10 just dont expect a hug

I have alot of issues. But I mean well.

I hate being bored......

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