and apparently last night.... o_o

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo comment there......

I am mucho horny.....

It was very hard to work today. Because i was very hard. I hope that made sense without making Me look like some social reject......

yeah...

I was forced to sit and listen to a cheating husband again. he either talks about his fucking Lebaron, or his "girlfriend" who I learned through other sources thinks he is a stalker and wants nothing to do with him. it feels like playing telephone but hearing both sides and having to guess the middle out.

This from a guy who was haveing text message sex with the woman only to find out he dialed the wrong number the entire time. I dont know, I would be red faced with embarrassment.

I for one will pay My right hand later on to violate the sanctity of My boxer shorts. private enterprize at its best. No overhead. And I still dont know if there is a union for it or not. The fingers havent voted yet...

I am dreading now the letter fro the NYPD. I just started this job. I am not at the weight I need to be at. I dont have the required "business attire" for the fucking interview which is only a week away. It is more stress than I thought it would be. I was nervous taking the test. Mad I had "failed" it by the possible test answers. I was resolved to being in My present job and now this has complicated My life. I didnt even feel bad about it.......

Damn Im confused....

I just realized I have alot of people reading this crap. And I will repeat My warnings:

You cant sue me for medical expenses when you need to seek professional help for any mental illness caused by My diary.

ok, Im tired......and I need to clean My banana.