Im still in My work clothes. Today was long and drawn out but it had its moments. And it ended on a high note.......so far. o_o

I was in a store today and saw the bestest game ever. I had to have it. Oh, its on sale!.....*squeal* (shaddap)

A crystal chess set, on a etched glass board. All the "men" were diffrent sized and shaped shot glasses. Oh yes......lose a piece, down a shot. A drinking game with tactics. Who's up for a game.......you will be My bitch......a drunk bitch...

Coming out of another supermarket I turned just in time by the truck to catch two teen girls checkin me out.

Im not quite sure how to react to that one.

I had to race off from work to make it to a store before they closed at 6pm. It takes 30 minutes to get to work in the morning. It was 5:40pm when I clocked out. Do you see where this is going?

Mach 6......in normal terms 80mph+ on the slippery roads and fog filled streets of the world.....

I made it 3 minutes to close. BOO-YAH! I even cheered in the store and they all laughed. But I made it.....time to spare......and the time warp continuem I used to get there called My gas pedal was My bitch.

On the way home I was given an interesting sight. One of those ugly as hell Scion box suv wannabees. It was hard to tell but they had put flat screen tv's in the sun visors of the vehicle. Upon closer inspection the view from the screen was clearer as I passed him in the dark.

Porn.

A girl was taking it in her shitter in full stereo color.

I wasnt about to press My ear to the window for the sound. But Im sure it matched the view.

But interesting nonetheless.

I like porn. I dont watch it alot, rarely in fact but I still like it. But Ive never watched it with another person nearby. Specifically a girl. I wonder what would happen if I did.....

Would she give pointers, commentary? Would she pounce me like a jackal in heat?

MMmmmmm.....