But I still love bush.......

and a matching set of nipples.

Where was I......?

Why do stupid people do things to make the rest of us pay for it? Stupid question....I know....

I find Im getting into some pretty....shall I say "deep" conversations about topics I really dont like discussing.

Why am I even typing this shit in here.....

Ive set personal records in the amount of porn Ive viewed in the last 96 hours. I should buy stock in Bounty paper towels. OK, that wes a little eww.....

Not like no one else does it. WHy do I do it so often? Well lets look at this in a scientific method. Hourly updated sites change their wares every hour. Do I want to run the risk of missing out on primo stuff? Thats like passing up a free buffet. Hell no. And it passes the time. And relieves stress.

Toe is still swollen, but seems to be getting smaller.

Apparently My poly is scheduled for Wednesday 7am. I love being strapped into a machine right after waking up. I cant even speak english in the morning. Yes, yes.....fun and excitement. Shall I admit to wearing bra and panties when Im nervous. The ketchup addiction, or voting 3 years too early for the primary for president. All of course which isnt true, but they dont know that and Im going to make this guy My bitch.

Of course I realize their might be sometwisted, sick indeviduals who would want to see Me in such articles......but guess what? Not in this lifetime.....even with dinner and a movie.

Still need to find a willing volunteer to walk around the local mall in a leash and collar. I dont suppose an ad in the paper would speed things up.